Sunday, 17 May 2015

Frostbite by Richelle Mead

Recipe to prepare Vampire Academy

Ingredients
9672 cups of romance
1 impeccable female protagonist
1 infallible male
A couple of prosaic side-kicks
60 cups of tedious plot
3 cups of prurience
1/2 cup of pugnacious attitude
1 cup of irrational protuberance
9678 cups of soporific eroticism
1 cup of sophism
1 1/4 cup of obstinacy
3 big bowls
1 book bowl
1/4 cup of prohibitive rates- for garnishing

Procedure:
1. Take the impeccable female protagonist in a bowl
2. Mix her with 1/2 cup of pugnacious attitude.
3. Make sure she absorbs the entire thing before moving on to the next step.
3. Next, suffuse her with 1/2 cup of sophism.
4. Add 1/2 cup of obstinacy, and stir well.
5. Leave it aside for a while.
6. Meanwhile, add 1/2 cup of obstinacy, 1/2 cup of sophism to the infallible male in another bowl.
7. In the last bowl, take the prosaic sidekicks and add 1/4 cup of obstinacy to it.
8. Next, put the contents of all the bowls into the book bowl.
9. Add all of the romance, tedious plot, prurience, soporific eroticism, irrational protuberance, and heat it slightly.
10. Garnish it with prohibitive rates, and your stagnate tedium is ready. It is unhealthy and not good for children.

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